The most awkward e-mail ever

To: William C. Martin, AD, University of Michigan

From: Charlie Cobb, AD, Appalachian State University

 Dr. Martin-

Thank you again for your hospitality this past weekend. The wife and I enjoyed your wonderful facility and campus. You certainly exceeded our expectations.

I wanted to say that your team performed admirably, and never gave up. That was certainly a close game, and one that I think both teams will be able to grow from. That Mike Hart is a real workhorse. You have something special there in him.

I was wondering when we could expect the check? We have some expenses coming up that we could use funds for, and that $400,000 will certainly come in handy.

Again, anytime you need an opponent Appalachian State would certainly like to come back, or perhaps you would consider a trip to lovely North Carolina? We may be expanding our seating with some of the funds that you are giving us. Thanks again Bill.

Charlie

 

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