Real Men of Genius- Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

UPDATE: It’s funny, we’ve been getting a lot of hits from Michigan Facebook users on this one. If you are featured in one of the pictures we’d love to talk to you, maybe even offer you a Halftime Adjustments shirt for your infamy. Many of you are keep trying to tell me this was originally a Notre Dame thing, or I have facts incorrect. You know what? It was sent to me in an email after you losers got beat by App State and Oregon. Truth is I don’t care where it came from. It’s true of both Notre Dame and Michigan. Have a nice day, and maybe you shouldn’t be so concerned with a post I made 2 months ago. Bye bye. Have a good game against Wisconsin. Sure would be a pity if you lost that one too.

Just in case you haven’t seen this yet…

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Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Reaaaal Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan. (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking. (Grasping for straaaws!)

Season after season, you scramble with futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly less talented opponent. (How’d Northwestern score fifty-fouuurr!)

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Inevitably, you’ll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that were relevant to the current season. (Been playin’ since 1870!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to Ohio State in the season finale, and continue to believe that you’ll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (We’ll win by thirteeeeey!)

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So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you lose your bowl game and drop from the top 25, you’ll be back to number 3 when the preseason polls come out again next year. (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaan!)

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8 Comments

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8 responses to “Real Men of Genius- Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

  1. By the way, in the second pic, is that a purse he is hugging?

  2. as a michigan fan, painful but great

  3. Anonymous

    as a penn state fan, LOVE IT.

  4. Anonymous

    As a Michigan fan, LOVE IT that we just beat penn state

  5. buckeye fan

    this is the high light of my day

  6. This ended up on my facebook wall! Good work.

  7. Danny B

    Ahhh hahaa… too funny man, too funny indeed!

  8. Michigan Fan

    Funny, yes…and no, that is not a purse, it is a cowbell

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